The Only Thing More Certain

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.

This May Be The Age Of Automation, But Love Is Still Being Made By Hand.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.