All Work And No Play

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

If You Want To Be Different Nowadays, Just Act Normal.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.