About The Only Time Congress

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

To A Teenager, It Cannot Be True Love If Her Family Approves Of Him.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.