Next Time A Man Tells

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

If You Want To Be Different Nowadays, Just Act Normal.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.