If God Had Wanted Us

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.