The River Trent Is Lovely,

They Love Me For What I'm Not They Hate Me For What I Am.

If I Had An Argument With A Player We Would Sit Down For Twenty Minutes, Talk About It And Then Decide I Was Right!

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.