I Used To Get Drunk

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

I Was Walking Down Fifth Avenue Today And I Found A Wallet, And I Was Gonna Keep It, Rather Than Return It, But I Thought: Well, If I Lost A Hundred And Fifty Dollars, How Would I Feel? And I Realized I Would Want To Be Taught A Lesson.

When I Was A Kid, I Slept On Rubber Sheets, But Now, I'm A Man. And I Can Take The Wetness!