I Ran Five Miles Today.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

In College I Was One Of Six Males Who Auditioned For Five Male Roles In A Comedy Play. I Was The One Rejected. At That Moment I Made Up My Mind Never To Place Myself At The Mercy Of Some Pompous, Goateed, Black-turtleneck-shirted "should I Yay Him Or Nay Him?" Pantywaist Ever Again.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".