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I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I Like The Wayans Brothers.

You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When The Bartender Knows Your Name -- And You've Never Been To That Bar Before.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

I Think Comedy Does Have That Powerful Thing That Doesn't Seem Too Preachy Because You're Also Making People Laugh, So It's Really Kind Of A Good Tool For Messaging.

You Write Things That Are Of Interest To You. There's No Focus Group.