You Write Things That Are

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

There's More To Life Than Being An Actor In A Hollywood Movie. I'm Not Going To Adapt My Life After That Existence, Where A Lot Of People Do. And They Get The Publicist, And They Get All That Stuff, And It Becomes Them. I Think It's A Stupid Way To Live Your Life. A Really Dumb Way To Live Your Life.

I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks Hit Me In '92.

My Dad Doesn't Get Any Of My Jokes. He Laughs At Them, But He Doesn't Understand Them. He's Just Laughing Because People Around Him Are Laughing.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.