All I Ever Learned At

Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. I Have Photos Of My Folks Leaving The Hospital With Sacks Over Their Heads... I Asked My Mother How To Turn Off The Electric Fan. She Said 'grab The Blade!

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.