You Know What Keeps Me

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.