Choose A Checked Or Striped

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.