A Stand-up Comic Is Judged

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

I Don’t Want To Sound Like I’m On Dope, But That Hour Is A High; It’s As Good As You Can Feel. A Wonderful, Wonderful Happiness, And Great Power.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.