Never Go To Bed Mad.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!