I Buried A Lot Of

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

Get Married With The Feeling It Is Going To Last. Not Like The Bride I Know Who Doubled The Wedding Cake Recipe And Froze One.