List Of 7+ Simile Quotes

If It Is Possible To Cut A Word Out, Always Cut It Out

Never Use A Long Word Where A Short One Will Do.

Thou Hast The Most Unsavoury Similes.

Grinning Like A Necrophiliac In A Morgue.

Opinions Are Like Assholes, Everyone Has One.

Looking For An Entirely Reliable Informant Is Like Looking For A Chaste Mistress.

Telling Someone About What A Symbol Means Is Like Telling Someone How Music Should Make Them Feel.