List Of 18+ Funny Valentine Quotes

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!

You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap!

A Man Loses His Sense Of Direction After Four Drinks; A Woman Loses Hers After Four Kisses.

Men Have Died From Time To Time, And Worms Have Eaten Them, But Not For Love.

Romance Is Dead - It Was Acquired In A Hostile Takeover By Hallmark And Disney, Homogenized, And Sold Off Piece By Piece.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

The Jewelry Stores Say, 'tell Your Wife You Love Her With A Diamond,' While Wives Tell You They Love You With, 'ok, But Just Because It's Valentine's Day.'

The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

My Heart's In The Right Place. I Know, 'cuz I Hid It There.

Oh Here's An Idea: Let's Make Pictures Of Our Internal Organs And Give Them To Other People We Love On Valentine's Day. That's Not Weird At All.

Today, Folks, Should Be All About Love. Unless You're Old.

No Matter How Lovesick A Woman Is, She Shouldn't Take The First Pill That Comes Along!