Zeus /n./ The Chief Of

Lickspittle, N. A Useful Functionary, Not Infrequently Found Editing A Newspaper . . . The Lickspittle Is Only The Blackmailer Under Another Aspect, Although The Latter Is Frequently Found As An Independent Species.

The Hardest Tumble A Man Can Make Is To Fall Over His Own Bluff.

There Are Two Instruments Worse Than A Clarinet - Two Clarinets.

Legacy, N. A Gift From One Who Is Legging It Out Of This Vale Of Tears.

God Alone Knows The Future, But Only An Historian Can Alter The Past.