You've Got To Be (an)

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There. Opportunity Rarely Knocks On Your Door. Knock Rather On Opportunity's Door If You Ardently Wish To Enter.

You Have To Have A Serious Streak In You, Or You Can't See The Funny Side Of The Other Fellow.

We Owe More Money Than Any Nation In The World, And We Are Lowering Taxes. When Is The Time To Pay Off A Debt If It Is Not When You Are Doing Well? You Let A Politician Return Home From Washington And Announce, 'boys We Lowered Your Taxes. We Had To Borrow The Money To Do It, But We Did It.' Say, They Would Elect Him For Life.

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One