You've Been Acting Like Jesus

Bryl-cream, A Little Dab Will Do You.

Wrinkles Will Only Go Where The Smiles Have Been.

It's Not The Tales Of Stephen King That I've Read, I Need Protection From The Things In My Head . . .

They Send You Off To College, Try To Gain A Little Knowledge, But All You Want To Do Is Learn How To Score.

While My Mind Is Flexible, These Brittle Bones Don't Bend.