Bryl-cream, A Little Dab Will

I'd Like To Be A Jellyfish, 'cause Jellyfish Don't Pay Rent.

While My Mind Is Flexible, These Brittle Bones Don't Bend.

I Got Quarters In My Loafers Trying To Fight Inflation When It Only Used To Take A Cent.

I Don't Get Tired Of Playing "margaritaville". It's Paid My Bills For Years.

Pack Your Bags, We're Going On A Guilt Trip!