You're Not Famous Unless People's

When You Have Kids, There's No Such Thing As Quality Time. There's Just Time. There's No, 'ooh, His Graduation's Better Than Going To The Mall.' It's All Kind Of Equal. Changing Her Diaper And Her Winning A Contest - It's All Good.

Wealth Is Not About Having A Lot Of Money; It's About Having A Lot Of Options.

The Thing I Try To Get Across To The Writers - And I Do A Lot Of Writing, Too - Is That When I Do Stand-up, Nothing I Talk About Is Funny. Everything Is Really Sad And Tragic And Then I Make It Funny.

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.

When You're White, The Sky's The Limit. When You're Black, The Limit's The Sky.