You're Gay, You Sell Books...

If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski, Then You've Never Been On Acid.

It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A Skirt In All Countries.

You Piss Me Off You Salmon... You're Too Expensive In Restaurants.

Cats Have A Scam Going - You Buy The Food, They Eat The Food, They Go Away; That's The Deal.

In Stand-up It Really Helps To Play Yourself And Talk About Your Own Feelings. You Cannot Fail To Be Original If You're Just Talking About What You Think About X, Y And Z. Unless You've Got A Twin Brother Who's Also A Stand-up.