Your Parents Put A Curse

If You Can Find Humour In Anything, You Can Survive It

Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.

And Of Course, When You See Your Brother In The Toilet Bowl...there's A Little Voice That Say, 'i Wonder Where He Would Go...'...if It Hadn't Been For His Head.

The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories.

Intellectuals Are People Who Go To Study Things Other People Do Naturally.