I Often Try To Tell

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers.

I'm Not The Boss Of My House. I Don't Know How I Lost It, I Don't Know When I Lost It, I Don't Really Think I Ever Had It. But I've Seen The Boss's Job...and I Don't Want It!

Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.