You Write Things That Are

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.

I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I Like The Wayans Brothers.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.