You Won't Find A Vampire

I Was Momentarily Sidetracked By The Vision Of Eric Herding A Cow Into A Trailer And Driving It To The Shoulder Of The The Interstate And Shooing It Into The Trees.

Life Had Sure Been Simpler When I Hadn't Dated.

My Bodyguard Was Mowing The Lawn In A Pink Bikini When The Body Fell From The Sky.

Men Sometimes Have To Leave Their Ladies Alone, And Ladies Are Not Responsible For The Bad Manners Of Fools.

He Looked Like He'd Just Seen The Ghost Of You Better Shut Your Mouth.