Life Had Sure Been Simpler

I Have Lived One Step Away From Losing My Mind For Years. I Am Quick And Accurate In Spotting Unstable Streaks In Others.

If It Pleases You And You Can Write At All, It's Gonna Please Somebody Else.

Fiction Just Makes It All More Interesting. Truth Is So Boring.

I Hate Witches. Humans Had The Right Idea, Burning Them At The Stake.

As I Climbed Up Into The High Old Bed, The Large Fly In My Personal Ointment Did The Same. Had I Actually Told Him He Could Get In Bed With Me? Well, I Decided, As I Wriggled Down Under The Soft Old Sheets And The Blanket And The Comforter, If Eric Had Designs On Me, I Was Just Too Tired To Care. "woman?" "hmmm?" "what's Your Name?" "sookie. Sookie Stackhouse." "thank You, Sookie." "welcome, Eric.