You Want Something By Bach?

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.