You've Built Up So Much

I Don't Have Hobbies; Hobbies Cost Money. Interests Are Quite Free.

I Worry About My Judgment When Anything I Believe In Or Do Regularly Begins To Be Accepted By The American Public.

I Have Lots Of Ideas. Trouble Is, Most Of Them Suck.

Honesty May Be The Best Policy, But It's Important To Remember That Apparently, By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.

So Far, This Is The Oldest I've Been.