I Don't Have Hobbies; Hobbies

Irony Deals With Opposites; It Has Nothing To Do With Coincidence.

Political Discourse Has Been Reduced To "where's The Beef?" "read My Lips," And "make My Day." Where Are The Assassins When We Really Need Them?

I Love And Treasure Individuals As I Meet Them, I Loath And Despise The Groups They Identify Or Belong To.

I Am Not A Complete Vegetarian. I Eat Only Animals That Have Died In Their Sleep.

The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.