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Welcome To Smackdown. This Is Where The Franchise Plays. That's Tazz, He's A Thug. And That's Michael Cole, He's Gay.

And At Points In The Movie, John Cena Is Actually Impervious To Bullets!

A True Champion Is Not Judged By How Much He Or She Is Admired, But By How Well They Can Stand At The Face Of Adversity.

There's No Way I Can Tag Team With Randy Orton; He Just Wears Too Much Baby Oil!

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