You Shouldn't Be Eating Anything

If The Media Isnt Slanted Toward The Left, Why Is Everyone So Worried About My Affiliation With Glenn Beck But Not With Alec Baldwin?

People Who Fail, Excel At Avoiding Opportunity.

You're 28, Why Are You Going To Goth Clubs? Do What I Do, Sit At Home & Wait To Die. You Don't Have To Kill Yourself, You're Just Waiting.

Maybe It's Weird, But I Don't Feel In Any Way, Shape Or Form That I'm Taking Over His Show.

I Get Depressed At Airports.