You Should See My Baby

We Become What We Repeatedly Do.

Make As Many Friends As You Can, But Don't Build Your Life On Them Alone. It's An Unstable Foundation.

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

You Can Usually Tell When A Couple Becomes Centered On Each Other Because They Are Forever Breaking Up And Getting Back Together.

My Dad Is A Good Role Model For Me, And Then I Had A High School Coach That Really Helped Me Out When I Was Struggling And Made A Big Difference In My Life.