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I Don't Mind Most Religious People, I Talk To Them. I Listen To Them, You Know, Banging On. "i Prayed Very Hard And Then The Fairy Came." "did He? Good. Have A Biscuit." I Only Get Annoyed When They Try And Make Me See The Fairy. "you Have To Let The Fairy Into Your Heart." Look, I Wouldn't Let Him Into My Garden, Okay? I'd Shoot Him On Sight, If He Existed, Which He Doesn't. Now Have Another Biccie And Be Quiet, Will You Please?

You Know What You Are? You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It.

Look At His Face. I Bet His Cornflakes Try To Crawl Out Of The Bowl.

I've Seen Stand Up Comedy, And After A While You Start To Notice That A Lot Of People Are Doing Things That Are Like A Lot Of Other People. There Can Be A Bit Of A Herd Mentality, And That's Obviously Less Interesting Because There's Less Going On. I'm Just Being Totally Frank With You.

Cooking? Oh We Were Great, You'd Take Anything And Melt Cheese On It, And The One Who Could Guess What It Was Didn't Have To Wash Up!