You Only Know That You're

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

If Your Work Is So Smart That Only Smart People Get It, It's Not That Smart.

Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John Kerry Proposing To Her.

I'm Severely Overrated. I'm Just Above A Hack.