You Never Know Who You

I Don't Want To Spend My Life Not Having Good Food Going Into My Pie Hole. That Hole Was Made For Pies.

I Can't, Myself, Determine What Offends Another Person.

I Think No Matter What The Occasion May Be, You Can Never Go Wrong By Showing Up At The Dinner Table With A Hot Plate Of Fried Chicken.

I Don't Care What The Haters And Naysayers Say. If They Make Jokes About Me, I'll Laugh Because They'll Probably Be Funny.

If There's Anyone Out There That Has Never Said Something That They Wish They Could Take Back -- If You're Out There, Please Pick Up That Stone And Throw It So Hard At My Head That It Kills Me. Please. I Want To Meet You...i Is What I Is, And I'm Not Changing.