You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Were Shooting Pool When Your Kids Were Born.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.

We Really Didn't Have The Option Of Being Couch Potatoes When I Was Growing Up. There Were Only Three Television Channels And The Only Kid's Programming Was On Saturday Morning. We Always Played Outside Until We Could Hear Mom Calling Us (not By Cell Phone But With Her Hands Cupped Around Her Mouth) That It Was Dinner Time.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.