You Might Be A Redneck

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.

People Should See Your Faith. If All You Do Is Talk About Your Faith And People Don't See It, But They Ought To See It In The Way You Treat Your Family, You Treat Your Friends, You Treat Your Community.

If You Ahve Ever Unloaded Your Pickup By Backing Up Really Fast And Slamming On The Brakes, You Might Be A Redneck.