You Might Be A Redneck

My Wife Is So Analytical With Raising Kids, And I Am Not. My Feeling Is If They Turn Out Good, Then That Means I Was A Good Daddy And Put A Lot Of Effort Into It. If They Turn Out Bad, It Means They Took After Her Side Of The Family.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

I'm An Outdoor Nut. If I'm Not Working, I'm On A Tractor On My Farm, Hunting, Fishing Or Climbing A Mountain.