You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Calls You Over To Help, Cause She Has A Flat Tire On Her House.

You Might Be A Redneck If...the Most Serious Loss From The Earthquake Was Your Conway Twitty Record Collection.

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.