You Might Be A Redneck

My Grandma's The Most Careful, Safe Driver In The World. You Put Her In A Rental Car, And She's Doing Doughnuts In The K-mart Parking Lot!

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Cartoons Long After Your Kids Get Bored.