You Might Be A Redneck

If Your Idea Of A 7 Course Meal Is A Bucket Of Kfc And A Sixpack, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.

Thank God I'm At That Point In My Career Where I Don't Have To Take Stuff That I Don't Really Want To Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Has Ever Been Asked To Leave A Bingo Game Because Of Her Language.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.