You May Not Be Able

Things On The Whole Are Faster In America; People Don't Stand For Election, They Run For Office. If A Person Says He's Sick, It Doesn't Mean Regurgitating, It Means Ill. Mad Means Angry, Not Insane. Don't Ask For The Left-luggage; It's Called A Checkroom.

Picking Other People's Brains Is An Art Worth Cultivating.

You May Not Be Able To Change The World, But At Least You Can Embarrass The Guilty.

Enemies Are, To Me, As Important As Friends In My Life, And When They Die I Mourn Their Passing.

I Have Nothing Against Undertakers Personally. It's Just That I Wouldn't Want One To Bury My Sister.