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All We Have, It Seems To Me, Is The Beauty Of Art And Nature And Life, And The Love Which That Beauty Inspires.

A Drink A Day Keeps The Shrink Away.

I Once Sat On The Rim Of A Mesa Above The Rio Grande For Three Days And Nights, Trying To Have A Vision. I Got Hungry And Saw God In The Form Of A Beef Pie.

If There's Anyone Still Present Whom I've Failed To Insult . . . I Apologize.

Girls, Like Flowers, Bloom But Once. But Once Is Enough.