You Know You're Getting Old

I've Learned: When You Get Older, Who Cares? I Don't Mince Words, I Don't Hold Back. What Are You Gonna Do To Me? Fire Me? It's Been Done. Threaten To Commit Suicide? Done. Take Away My Show? Done! Not Invite To Me To The Vanity Fair Party? I've Never Been Invited! If I Ever Saw The Invitation, I'd Use It As Toilet Paper.

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.

Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously! It's Fashion - Enjoy It!

If You're Not A Wreck In This Business, You're Not Around.

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.