If You're Not A Wreck

Your Anger Can Be 49 Percent And Your Comedy 51 Percent, And You're Okay. If The Anger Is 51 Percent, The Comedy Is Gone.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.