If You're Not A Wreck

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying.