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This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

There Was Some Women In A Café The Other Week That I Was Sat In, And She Came Up And She Sat Down With Her Mate And She Was Talkin' Loudly Goin' On About "oh The Baby's Lovely." They Said It's Got, Er, Lovely Big Eyes, Er, Really Big Hands And Feet. Now That Doesn't Sound Like A Nice Baby To Me. I Felt Like Sayin' It Sounds Like A Frog. But I Thought I Don't Know Her, There's Only So Much You Can Say To A Stranger. I Don't Know What Kept Me From Sayin' It.

A Slug Is Always On Its Own. It's A Lonely Insect.

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.