You Know What They Say,

Before Any Exposure On Tv, I'm A Real Chef.

Austin And I Proceeded To Knock Back A Couple Of Ketel One And Grapefruit Juices, Which Happened To Be My Drink Of The Moment. Someone Told Me That Grapefruit Was A Great Detoxifier And I Decided I Wanted To Start Cleaning Out My Liver While I Was Having A Cocktail.

I Was So Frivolous For So Many Years. It Was So Much Fun, But You Feel Guilty About The Brain Energy You Use To Think About Whether Some Celebrity Was Sleeping With Another Celebrity. The Conjecture That Goes Along With That. You Feel Like Your Mind Has Been Shot Apart.

We Usually Have Margaritas On Thursdays But Since It's Tuesday I'll Make An Exception.

The Only Reason I Think I Would Marry A Foreigner Would Be To Have Kids With Weird Accents.