The Only Reason I Think

I Haven't Been Manipulated. I Did A Documentary In Prison Years Ago Because I Was So F - Ed Off With Those Lazy Bastards In Their Bed For 18 Hours A Day, Five Dishes A Day On A Menu To Choose From, Playing Soccer Every Day, Going To The Gym, Watching Movies.

I Don't Mean To Be A Racist But If You're Going To Get Raped By A Japanese Guy, It's Not Going To Hurt At All.

I Didn't Become A Comedian To Work This Hard.

I'm Very Much About Letting Other People Shine, Because It Makes Us All Shine Brighter.

Having A Baby, It's Like A Five Year Commitment.