The Only Reason I Think

I Can Remember My First One-night Stand Like It Was Yesterday. Well, Maybe Not The First. Or The Second... Or The Fifth. I'll Just Begin With What I Can Remember And Not Concern Myself With Order.

Or People Who Have One Baby And Go Buy A Minivan... How Big Is Your Baby?

There Are No Warning Signs On The Trampoline. The Warning Is The Trampoline.

I Have A Question. Do You Guys Think It's Ok To Drink While You're Pregnant If You're Planning On Giving The Baby Up For Adoption?

One Of My Girlfriends Was Getting Married. This Was Becoming An Annoying Pattern.